

You've probably seen cooler (and suckier) homepages, but don't
laugh at mine. I could take the time to make this really cool, but how
cool does having a really interesting homepage make you?
I hardly need
additional coolness. Besides, I never update this anymore. I'm too lazy. I think what you're looking for is my blog.
I don't get out much:
The Onion rocks.
Wikipedia really rocks.
Obligatory (and outdated) Photography Page (What you really want is Smugmug.)
Poor Martha!
Orland High
School, my lame alma mater
The only web
journal worth reading
Okay, I lied
Kate "was Gardner (was Christ)" Schmidt


