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You've probably seen cooler (and suckier) homepages, but don't laugh at mine. I could take the time to make this really cool, but how cool does having a really interesting homepage make you? I hardly need additional coolness. Besides, I never update this anymore. I'm too lazy.

I don't have a cat, so there are no gratuitous pictures of it on this page. However, Elizabeth owns the cutest kitten in the world.

Obligatory Photography Page

Does having a blog make you cool?

I don't get out much:

  • The Onion rocks.
  • Wikipedia really rocks.
  • Poor Martha!
  • Orland High School, my lame alma mater
  • The only web journal worth reading
  • Okay, I lied

    • Kate "was Gardner (was Christ)" Schmidt

    Click here for the ACLU I love my Bonsai Kitten!