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June 4, 2005

Sweaters That Make You Go "Hmmmm"

I measured myself, and my gauge is spot-on, so either:

A. I can't measure to save my life
B. I suck at knitting
C. I really am shaped like a piece of toast.

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Discuss!

(note: the bulgey parts are from the short rows that allegedly encompass my ginormous boobage. If I'd had two canteloupes, I'd have used them as a visual aid.)

Posted by Kate on June 4, 2005 8:51 PM

Comments

That looks fine to me. What's wrong with it?

Posted by: Colleen at June 5, 2005 4:31 AM

You look fine to me. What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Bob at June 5, 2005 11:38 AM

It just looks weird. I look weird.

Posted by: Kate at June 5, 2005 12:51 PM

You look beautiful :)

Posted by: Kris at June 5, 2005 3:10 PM

A piece of toast with BREASTS! Hee.

No, really, you're fabulous. And that sweater looks soft.

Posted by: SFKnitter at June 5, 2005 6:26 PM

I think it looks great! And I highly doubt you look like a piece of toast with breasts. :-P

Posted by: Madalyn at June 6, 2005 10:50 AM

A) I think measuring ourselves is hard. Even when I get my husband to participate it's difficult, but um, we won't mention that any further.

B) No you don't! If your making even half wearable things you don't suck at knitting. Really I just think some patterns suck, and aren't made for everyone or anyone. The longer I knit the more I learn about patterns and which ones are good fits for me, etc.

C) Hey but toast is like everyone's favorite breakfast accompaniment. I mean if you order breakfast at any sit down restaurant you'll get some toast, unless of course you live in the South then maybe you'll get biscuits. Well and I can't hardly speak for other countries, except Ireland, there they serve toast. But anyway, toast is good.

Posted by: Rebekah at June 7, 2005 11:07 AM

And toast with ample boobs would be doubly good.

Posted by: bob at June 8, 2005 1:53 PM

Make that toast SERVED with ample boobs...

Posted by: bob at June 8, 2005 5:00 PM

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